Marvel Holiday Special #1(Jan. 2006)

This was definitely NOT one of Ultron's prouder moments...

A belated happy Father's Day!

Aww, Ultron and his boy are ready to fry some annoyances. How sweet!
(From Runaways #5)

A priceless moment with Ultron and Hank Pym!

Ultron phoning Pym solely to harass him... Classic(and frigging hilarious!)
Pym flipping out and telling Ultron to "Go to Blazes", before calling Ultron an "ungodly piece of junk!"... PRICELESS!
(From the old West Coast Avengers series)

Words of Wisdom with Ultron!

How can't you like a bad guy who calls people flesh-filled fools?