Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Flash #50(May 1991)

What can I possibly add to THIS?!?

22 comments:

  1. Am I supposed to know who any of those women are besides Starfire?

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  2. Lol No you're not J. Lol, besides they're probably amazons. lol. Naah. Jk.

    But on a different note, after seeing Flash and his flirtatious behavior or JLA and Superman:TAS cartoons, this is not surprising. lol. He's living a man's dream. Nice pick X.

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  3. Well, I can pick out Linda Park and Raven, but I'm not sure who the others are.

    Then again, like Falisha said, Wally was a MAJOR player back in the day, so it was hard to keep his relationships straight! Every couple of issues he was onto another woman!

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  4. I don't see how you can tell anyone from anyone. They ALL look the same to me.

    So Wally was a player eh...wonder who's the biggest player between Wally, Ollie and Bruce and Dick...

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  5. Lol @ Major player. I have NO idea why that was so funny, but i laughed, it must be because it's late. But, I could picture an actual real life Flash Movie, with a lot of female actresses playing many roles lol.

    And If I had to say JT I think the contest would be between, Wally and Dick. Because Wally is just a show off to get the ladies lol. And from what I've read, Grayson was a all around male whore. lol. Banging some of the leagues females that had to LOOK in each others faces and know they were banging Grayson lol. But then again I could be wrong.

    On Smallville, Ollie is DEFINITELY the biggest player. lol

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  6. Oh man, that one's EASY! There ain't NO bigger player in the DCU than Ollie! I'd discard Bruce right off the bat since he only does the playboy thing as an act. I don't think Dick actually intends on being a dog, I think deep down he wants a steady woman. Dick's had plenty of women, but for the most part they aren't one night stands... For the most part. That leaves Wally and Ollie. Wally was terrible early on in his Flash days. He was a superhero, he was publically known, and he was rich(he won the lottery). Wally would bounce from girl to girl like crazy! Married, single, young old, male alien shapeshifter, it didn't matter what it was, Wally had 'em all! Marrying Linda changed all that though. #1 is DEFINITELY Ollie though... He is, was, and always will be a man whore. He was before he became GA, and nothing changed afterwards. He's got at least one kid from a one night stand(possibly two), and he's cheated on Dinah more times then I can remember! I can remember reading some old GA issue and these two FBI agents were wondering if Ollie had some kind of power that drew women to him!

    So the Smallville Ollie is a bigtime player too? Man, one of these days I've GOT to start watching Smallville!

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  7. Hm...Well Bruce has been with Selina, Silver St. Cloud, Vicky Vale, Talia and quite a few OTHER women...

    Lmao wait...Wally won the lottery?! What the hell happened to all his money? If I was a rich and publicly known superhero I doubt I'd be fighting crime for long...And you're joking about male shape-shifter right?

    Ollie having a female attracting power is just hilarious. And yeah he's a HUGE pimp on Smallville. He was getting chased by the police and ended up sleeping with one of the officers.

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  8. I don't know... I just hate to lump Bruce in with the rest of those guys because it almost always seems like it's just a front with him. You know, like he does it just to keep up appearances.

    Yeah, Wally won the lottery(I think like 7 mil or so)at around the same time he bacame the Flash, which is why I don't think he could quit(he was still honoring the "dead" Saint Barry at the time). What happened to the money? He was 19 years old, famous and a super-hero, what do you think happened to the money!

    As for the male shape-shifter thing, my sister told me about that a few months back... Now, I haven't gotten around to reading those Flash comics yet, so I don't know if she's kidding or not, but I can kind of remember her telling me that some male shape-shifter was pretending to be a woman and Wally jumped on it. Next time I see her I'll have to check to see if she was playing with me or not!

    "He was getting chased by the police and ended up sleeping with one of the officers." Yeah, that definitely sounds like Ollie all right!

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  9. Lol so Wally spent all his money on Cars, Mansions, Women, and rings that hold entire suits I guess. And if Wally was all over a male shape shifter thing I gotta laugh because for that dude to have been such a player thats like perfect revenge.

    Oh, speaking of Smallville, the two hour episode written by Geoff Johns with the JSA comes on Feb. 5th but I'll remind you again by then.

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  10. Aside from Starfire, Raven, Donna Troy, Power Girl, Linda Park, you have Lady Flash, Tina McGee, former girlfriend Connie, Francis Kane (Magenta). Plus another one or two.

    www.hyperborea.org/flash/loves.html

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  11. Hm...I see PG on the side. Good eye Anonymous.

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  12. I spoke to my sister today, and she says she was serious about the Wally/shape-shifter thing. She couldn't remember which issue it was in though...

    Oh yeah, def try to remind me as we get closer to that date, JT. With my brain filled with Accounting information, there's not a lot of room for anything else!

    Wow, whoever Anonymous is, they sure know Wally West! Good job!

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  13. Wow, I can't believe it. Poor Wally, I know he was speed washing his mouth with soap after that one.

    Will do, remind ya about JSA on Smallville, Actually I meant to link you to the trailer, so here ya go.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDl_v_n0iOQ
    (Not shown in the trailer, Amanda Waller, Martian Manhunter, Dr. Fate and Stargirl.)

    I think anonymous is Geoff Johns.

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  14. Ah, found a better promo with Dr. Fate and some more people.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NszgRJ-kE_c

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  15. Mmm, I'll have to give that link a look when I'm done posting tonight. Thanks!

    If Geoff Johns was reading AND commenting on my blog, my life would officially be complete and I could die a happy comic book fan!

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  16. No problem at all dude, looks really interesting. If Geoff Johns read your blog I'd probably have to name drop JASONTODDSCOMICSPOT.BLOGSPOT.COM! That's right. Jasontoddscomicspot.blogpot.com. Lol

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  17. HA!!! My favorite thing about your name dropping is the fact that you didn't just do it once, you did it twice in three sentences! Now THAT was awesome!

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  18. Lol well thank ya. You know you gotta say it a buncha times like those guys in infomercials so you don't forget the name of the product. I gotta shill my rarely updated blog! :P

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  19. Oh man, like that HeadOn stuff! Man, I've never used that stuff, but those comercials used to drive me insane! "Headon, Apply directly to your forehead!" ARGH!!!

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  20. Lol we recorded one of those during a newscast we did back in Highschool for my radio/television class, I had the say the Head on thing...God it was SOOOO ANNOYING. Then it was stuck in my head for like a week.

    So did ya ever get a chance to check out that smallville Vid above?

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  21. YOU were the Head-On guy?!? Ugh, I pity you!

    Yeah, I did, and it looks awesome! I even sent the link to my sister, and I think she's pretty psyched to check that episode out as well.

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  22. Yeah lol, I was the head-on guy. I hated myself for a while after that :P

    Sweet I'll be sure to remind you the day before. It's actually the last page of all the comics this week, a promo for that episode since Geoff Johns wrote it. Instead of the Dido message that's there. In tonight's episode they had Merlyn on there and made him so awesome dude.

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