Thursday, June 4, 2009

She-Hulk vs. Hawkeye

Well, maybe it didn't look that good for ol' Hawkeye in this scene, but in the end Hawkeye proved to be victorious against She-Hulk. How? I don't remember right now, but trust me, Hawkeye did win!


  1. I'm not judging, but She-Hulk can kind of be a hoe. So I assume Hawkeye whipped out his 'tricky-arrow' and ended the conflict.

    She slept with Tony Stark, whom every woman in the Marvel U should know is a man-whore the likes of which even Green Arrow can't compete with. Green Arrrow, think about it.

  2. Dude, calling She-Hulk "kind of" a ho is being kind to her! Sleeping with Tony Stark is just the tip of the iceberg! Let's see, off the top of my head, I know she's slept with Tony, Hercules, John Jameson, The Juggernaut(while she was representing him no less), Wyatt Wingfoot, that SHIELD agent(I can't remember his name), Starfox, probably the Human Torch(I can't imagine they didn't do anything while she was on the FF), I wouldn't be shocked to see Hawkeye on the list either(they did have a kid in an alternate dimension).

    As for Tony, what do you expect? He's filthy rich plus he has the power of that 70's porn star mustache working for him!

  3. I wish I had that mustache...