"The Omega Effect CAN be manipulated in many ways." Ahh, so then THAT explains how Bruce Wayne, a rocket ship and Superman's cape wound up lost in time...
HA!!! That's Darkseid for ya... "Incineration would be TOO easy for you!!!" I guess that's what he wanted to tell Bruce during Final Crisis... "Instead of simply killing you here and now as I PROBABLY should, I'll instead send you, a spaceship, Superman's cape AND a dusty old Bat-Symbol thing back in time where you will suffer until somebody inevitably brings you back to the present!!! BWA-HAHAHAHAH!!!" ZAP!!
Aww, well that was mighty nice of him... For a planet ruling, despotic tyrant, Darkseid isn't all bad!
"The Omega Effect CAN be manipulated in many ways." Ahh, so then THAT explains how Bruce Wayne, a rocket ship and Superman's cape wound up lost in time...
When did Darkseid start dropping knowledge? "You wish torture? You shall live as an earthling because they have it rough. Good day now!"
ReplyDeleteAnd nah, I think Darkseid just tucked lil Brucey in the space ship and gave him the cape as a Blanket, Superman style.
HA!!! That's Darkseid for ya... "Incineration would be TOO easy for you!!!" I guess that's what he wanted to tell Bruce during Final Crisis... "Instead of simply killing you here and now as I PROBABLY should, I'll instead send you, a spaceship, Superman's cape AND a dusty old Bat-Symbol thing back in time where you will suffer until somebody inevitably brings you back to the present!!! BWA-HAHAHAHAH!!!" ZAP!!
ReplyDeleteAww, well that was mighty nice of him... For a planet ruling, despotic tyrant, Darkseid isn't all bad!
And then apparently the entire universe will be destroyed if he comes back to the present, FOR NO RAISON! ;)
ReplyDeleteJeez, Darkseid was REALLY thinking up some WILD punishment for Bats, wasn't he??
ReplyDeleteYeah, he has a lot of free time, he only had one outfit and doesn't have to groom himself...
ReplyDeleteNice Futurama reference Nagash lol.
Hell, I guess if I was him, I'd come up with creative punishments too...
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